Episode 35 of "Oz"
s04e11 Revenge is Sweet

Redding is accused of the murder of a Chinese immigrant, but he insists he didn't do it. Pancamo and Morales think of new ways to screw Redding over. Alvarez offers to be an informant to Glynn, in exchange for getting out of solitary. Alvarez tries to get back into the fold with the Latinos, but is told the only way that's going to happen is if he offs Redding. Now, hold onto your hats folks for what is possibly the most far-fetched plot--ever. Two words: aging pills. Yes, that's right. A company wants to test a drug out on the prisoners that would make them the physical age they'd be when they'd be released (i.e. If you're in for 20 and you're 20 years old, the pill would make you the physical age of 40), then they'd be set free. Several prisoners sign up for this 'privilege' including Beecher, Hoyt, Wick, Kirk, and Robson. Meanwhile, Cyril is getting out of control and his getting sent to The Connelly Institute seems inevitable. Ryan begs Dr. Nathan to let his brother and him take the pill so that they can leave and she agrees despite McManus's urgings and the fact that the two O'Reily boys are in Oz for life and therefore kinda ineligible for the whole 'aging pill' thing.. Vahue is up for parole and he's sassing off to Hill who's still going to be in Oz when he's gone. Hill fixes his wagon, however, when he informs the woman that Jackson Vahue beat up that Vahue's up for parole… and well, that just about ends that there. Giles is sentenced to death for killing Bevilacqua and he chooses the method of stoning. Tidd tries to become a Muslim but Said ain't having it, because of Tidd's ties to Adebisi. Tidd and Robson stage a fake fight in the gym in which Tidd comes to Arif's rescue. Arif suggests to Said that Tidd is for real, and Said accepts Tidd, giving him the new Muslim name Salah Udin. Hoyt and Robson pay Cloutier a little visit to tell him they don't like the way he's been "councelling" Schillinger. Schillinger doesn't care what his cronies have to say, however and continue on his path to righteousness by reading scripture at an interaction session with Sister Pete and Beecher. In other news, Hell announces it's a bit chilly. Busmalis wants to get hitched to Norma and the warden says yes, provided he stops digging tunnels. Busmalis agrees and starts filling in the one he was digging. He hits a water pipe and, despite his attempts to look extra-old and innocent, he's sent to solitary. Floria proves she's a multi-talented secretary by redoing Glynn's office, sending his soon-to-be-ex-wife flowers and getting every C.O. and prisoner all hot and bothered-- and they say good help is hard to find! Clayton comes to Oz since every other prison has beaten the crap out of him. Glynn sends him to 'J' ward-- the cop ward-- so that he'll be safe.. in theory at least. Keller realizes that Beecher and Barlog have been getting a little 'friendly' (if you get my drift… and I know you do) and is seriously ticked. Keller warns Barlog to stay away from Beecher ("the guy's a slut") but to no avail. The next trick up Keller's sleeve? He seduces Barlog who, in turn, calls it quits with Beecher. Then Keller moons Beecher and … well, I'm not sure how to react to that. A wrench is thrown into the plans when Barlog is offered a bargain with the feds to rat out Keller about the homosexual murders he committed in return for reduced prison time. Beecher tells Keller about it, Keller doesn't know who to trust (psst... hey, Keller, if it's any use to you, I'd go with Beecher). He confronts Barlog about the issue in an EMPTY STOREROOM and says he believes Barlog. He asks-- nay, demands-- a blowjob from Barlog and I guess Keller's hand must've 'slipped' because right at the heat of passion we hear a deliciously nasty Crrrraaaccck! And Barlog? He ain't looking too good. Hill says that revenge can be the highest complement. Personally? I'll take a 'gee, you sure smell pretty' over a "Crrrraaaccck!" any day.